This Isn't What It Looks Like...

I don't care...

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Dearest Redneck Son, Part 1

Dearest Redneck Son:

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it though. I put in a load of clothes and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy in the mail with the buttons on; so I cut them off and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks like your brother...

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Dearest Redneck Son, Part 2

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Descansa en paz...

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What kind of SEDUCER am I???

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

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What genre would my movie be???

Erotic Thriller

You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you. Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you. Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush

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How EVIL am I???

You Are 76% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

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Survey Time!!!

I love answering these things...

1. What time did you get up this morning? 7:00 am, still can’t believe it
2. Diamonds or pearls? I’m a guy, but I know diamonds are a girl’s best friends
3. What is the last movie you saw at the movies? The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, for the second time.
4. What is your favorite T.V. show? Hard to tell… I like too many shows
5. What did you have for breakfast? Nothing yet…
6. What is your middle name? Israel
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Fetuccinne Alfredo, Cajun Chicken Fajitas and the Chicken Chimichangas, in TGI Friday's!!! LOVE IT!
8. What foods do you dislike? Anything with bones in it… I love chicken and turkey, but only if someone takes the bones out
9. What is your favorite chip flavor? BBQ.. on anything
10. What is your favorite CD? “Ray of Light”, from the queen, MADONNA
11. What type of car do you drive? I don’t own a car… (sniff)
12. What characteristics do you despise? Fake people… the ones who pretend they are something they’re not just so that others will like ‘em…
13. What are your favorite characteristics in a person? Intelligence, honesty
14. Favorite item of clothing? My black polo shirt
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would it be? India, Egypt, Morocco
16. What color is your bathroom? Burgundy, white and silver
17. Favorite brand of clothing? Banana Republic, Polo, Diesel.
18. Where would you like to retire? Milan, Italy
19. Favorite time of the day? the morning—I’ve got the house to myself and I can do just about anything
20. What was your most memorable birthday? my 15th. My family threw a “sweet 16” kinda party for me… it was great
21. Where were you born? Guatemala City
22. Favorite sport to watch? Tennis
25. What fabric detergent do you use? Ace
26. Coke or Pepsi? SPRITE!!!
27. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Depends on what I did the day before
28. What is your shoe size? 10 1/2
29. Do you have any pets? No, had a hamster, but she died a couple months ago… she lived a long and happy life… =D
30. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with family or friends? Ummm…. Not right now…
31. What did you want to be when you were little? A vet, a lawyer, a singer… I don’t remember anything else
32. When is your birthday? December 28th
33. What is your favorite Shampoo? Pantene
34. What is your favorite Soap? Dove with exfoliants, but any Dove will do
35. Day or night? Night
36. Summer or Winter? SUMMER!!!
37. Autumn or Spring? AUTUMN!!!
38. Mountains or Beach? Right now, it’s beach… I need some color on my body, I’m all milky
39. What are you wearing? My jammies!!!
39. What are you eating? Nothing.
38. What are you drinking? Cold water.
41. What are you listening to? GIRLS ALOUD!!!! They rock!
42. What are you thinking about? About every single thing I have to do today.

When was the last time you
43. Cried? Oddly, I’ve gone a couple weeks without crying…
44. Met someone new? Saturday, at Manny’s party…
45. Cleaned your room? ‘Bout a week ago. But I did laundry today.
46. Drove a car? ‘Bout a month ago.
47.How many hours of sleep? 5

Do you believe in
48. God? Not precisely, but I believe there is something bigger than all of us…
49. Yourself? Most of the time
50. Your friends? On my BEST friends… the others are just people I know.
51. Santa Claus? Still do, I’ve never seen him, but I do believe he exists… and I’m 20, for crying out loud!
52. Destiny? Fate? I believe that you make your own destiny with your actions… it’s not already planned.
53. Ghosts? Yes. They’re everywhere.
54. What about Angels? Again, not precisely.

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